Snow!

What happened? Last night, it was so hot on my forced march that I thought I'd get a heatstroke before I got home. Today, the wind was blowing so hard and fast that my little low rider self had to stay close by the back door so I wouldn't blow away! Then, it started to get cold.
Tonight, it was too cold and windy to go out on a forced march! Usually, I'd be very happy to stay home, but I had too much energy from being inside all day. (With all that wind, it was hard to get out the doggy door). I had to run through the house several times and jump on Harley and wrestle with her just to calm down. As much as I hate to admit it, my forced march does tire me out and prepares me for my evening nap (not to be confused with my late afternoon nap or my nightly snooze). Tonight, I finally wore out and curled up beside my favorite twin for a long, warm, late evening snooze.
It was almost time to wake up just long enough to move to my bedroom (and to my favorite magically warm blanket!) for my long, nightly snooze, When I was very rudely picked up and thrust outside into the back yard. This was quite a rude awakening, since the wind was still blowing very hard, and little white things were falling from the sky! And it was cold! Very, very cold!
I don't mind the white stuff, but it is only supposed to fall overnight when I'm sleeping. And it's not supposed to fall after the grass starts to get green. It is supposed to be sunny and warm (not too hot) during the daytime right now.
As long as it's sunny and warm when I do go out, I don't mind the white stuff. I don't want to go out in the pitch dark night with cold, white stuff falling on my head. (I know I have to go outside to take care of business, but I don't have to like it!)
When I do have to go out in the white stuff, it's Mama #1's job to wipe me down quickly before I come in the house so nothing melts wetly on my beautiful, brown coat.
I want a full investigation of why it is snowing tonight! I demand that the weather change back to warm and sunny!
(BTW, that's a picture of ME playing in the snow back in February. The snow was deep. The sun was warm, and I had lots and lots of fun chasing Harley!)
Back to tonight's weather; I don't like cold and I don't like wet and I don't like lots of wind. I'm a low rider. I like short, green grass, sunny day with a temperature between 71 and 82 degrees, and a faint breeze. Is that too much to ask?